What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 04:58
{RING} {RING}
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
After a few moments he returns.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What would you change in Rings of Power?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.